It's not that I don't like you, or I'm immature.
It;s that I'm jealous of you.
You've always been better than me at everything.
You always made my friends like you more.
People look up to you more than they used to with me.
And no, I can not control it, nor can I control you.
SORRY BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! (clicks delete!) LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%................................ ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship You mean so much to me! [[Post this to 1O people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.]
I just saw the Lion King gif on your profile and had a legitimate heart attack choking on my drink, almost pissed my pants, and almost suffocated under the sheets in bed watching it for a solid 10 minutes .